My ride to work.

Yeah, my life’s on point.

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

formerlyfortstreet:

fuck you I still do that

Err day for three and a half years.

monstreux:

by Kristiina Wilson


SOME CUM LOUD

jordieham:

dick harder than the times we live in

pussy tighter than a school’s budget

Supernatural S01- E01

Aaaaaaaaand GO!

I made quesadillas and they were so tasty I don’t really know what to do with my life anymore.

It’s like each and every one of needs, hopes and dreams have all been fulfilled and come true, all at once.

Where do I go from here?

formerlyfortstreet:

alchemista:

1. That ride is not ok.2. That reference is.

dude don’t be such a pussy fearful person

How about NOPE
formerlyfortstreet:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

To be fair, in developed countries illiteracy is pretty uncommon. Also, if you are illiterate, possible you are “street-smart”, e.g. you have the fucking common sense to not need a fucking sign to tell you to stay off the fucking tracks

And it doesn’t say: "If you can’t read this due to never learning how to read, you’re a train."It says that if you can, you’re not a train.
1. That ride is not ok.2. That reference is.

CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS

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formerlyfortstreet:

alchemista:

formerlyfortstreet:

alchemista:

formerlyfortstreet:

gootbutts:

majortvjunkie:

pizzaforpresident:

today i took a trip

to the land of penis

I fell off a cliff

and landed on a turtle

The turtle was a penis

It began to run slowly

A penis can not run.

I’ll kill you.

That is only three words

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formerlyfortstreet:

alchemista:

formerlyfortstreet:

gootbutts:

majortvjunkie:

pizzaforpresident:

today i took a trip

to the land of penis

I fell off a cliff

and landed on a turtle

The turtle was a penis

It began to run slowly

A penis can not run.

Matthew Gray Gubler can get it.

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formerlyfortstreet:

gootbutts:

majortvjunkie:

pizzaforpresident:

today i took a trip

to the land of penis

I fell off a cliff

and landed on a turtle

The turtle was a penis